boo radley
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
(Source: soclest)
sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Oreothello
- Rolo and Juliet
- Macberry
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
How To Convince A Police Officer Not To Arrest You
- start doing the worm on the ground in front of the officer
- don’t stop no matter what they say
- if they try to sedate you just keep doing the worm
- if they get you into the police car keep doing the worm
- they will let you go at some point probably
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment—their body is alive, there’s a light in their eyes, something—that makes you think, “I just really love you.” It’s a weird sensation to think this, but it’s pretty awesome that we can feel this way about another being.
I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world.
(Source: leviosamortentia)
Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u
